He even had an app on his phone to track her cycle. Jess wanted to know why Rachael was divorcing Marcus. Rachael had quickly explained that it was Marcus who instigated the divorce and why he has chosen to do so. Jess had told Rachael that she didn’t want a c***d right now and that Marcus wanted to get her fertility checked out which would mean that she would have to tell him that she had an implant to stop her conceiving.Rachael had spent the rest of the afternoon calming Jess down and reassuring her that she could make her own decisions and telling her that Marcus was, basically, a twat. During the conversation Rachael had noticed Jess sneaking glances at her breasts that were clearly visible through her blouse and had quickly formed a devious plan. ‘Let’s have her’ Rachael said with a glint in her eye. ‘What?’ I replied ‘Why?’ ‘Revenge, possibly’ she smiled. ‘Come on, it will be fun. Marcus is away on some training course and won’t be home tonight. Don’t you want some new pussy?. .. But old folk like me tend to forget...A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”’ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’...”An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...” (I LOVE IT!)Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say “you don’t look.
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